During the week, the Irish Woman works earning the money she will spend during the week-end at Brown Thomas (luxury shop) or Penney's (cheap shop). Because the Dublin woman loves her credit card ! In this New Consumer Society, it makes feel herself as a princess... Unfortunately, most of the time, there is no prince around. So, in order to find one, she goes out in pubs with friends wearing what she bought ! Every night is New Year's Eve ! The Irish Woman does have a particular taste for fashion : the shortest, the flashiest, the best... Despite regarding their weight or shape, all Irish women are dressed quite similar : Short skirt, silver belt, tiara, excessiv make-up and tiny hand bag. The "must" is the stiletto, because as it's really difficult to walk with this kind of shoes in normal times, imagine in Temple Bar on the paving stones at two o'clock in the morning, totally drunk. It's impossible ! Finally, in the early hours of the morning, she will end in a taxi, totally pissed with shoes in her hands ! Probably, she would have kissed many toads without finding any prince...
The next day, the Irish woman will wake up at noon and slip on her most beautiful tracksuit to...walk ! Indeed, she prefers walking rather than running... but I don't know why ! After her weekly sport, she will go back at home and eat a large Irish breakfast... the appetite comes from walking ! And after having gulped down her 1276 calories, she'll get dressed to go out, trying to show her assets (even if she doesn't have them... Indeed, 210 calories by pint of Guinness, the body doesn't forget!). Eventually, she will meet friends in a pub to drink again... you know what's next !
Par Mama Sam (Samantha Rouchard)
Publié en Juillet 2007 sur le site dubinn.blogg.org/
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